|President John F. Kennedy...||
Assassinated in office by Lee Harvey Oswald, (et. al.?)
Oswald was later assassinated by Jack Ruby.
|Senator Robert F. Kennedy...||
Assassinated in office by Sirhan Sirhan,
who is still in prison.
|Miss Mary Jo Kopechne...||
Assassinated by Senator Edward (Teddy) M. Kennedy,
who is still not in prison.
UPDATE! August 26, 2009 Ted is Dead!
Immediately following his death, his soul descended into the bowels of Hell and began burning. Burn, baby, Burn!
This page last updated 26Aug09